The Dubious Return of The Snake

He's back with a vengence, my Godfrey, like a bad penny, Jake The Snake White is back in rugby.
Jake White and his butt buddy former Ozonian Eddie Jones are surely two of the most despised individuals(personalities) in rugby.
Both are all about Me, Me , Me, Me.
Give credit where credit is due.
Jake The Snake White did win a Rugby World Cup. But it will forever be the RWC with a huge asterisk on it in my book.
A weak pool, an even weaker draw and a robber baron for a coach.
Pistol Piet de Villiers pales in comparison even when he is said to be a cross, not a cross dresser, between Richard Pryor and Robert Mugabe.
I dilate.
The Snake is now into rugby consulting with his public relations(ME,ME,ME) Winning Ways. How original.
The Snake even has his first victim and a big one it is: The Golden Lions.
My Godfrey, are they crazy? Yes, they must be, they hired Eugene Eloff too.
Of course this sinister and Machiavellian despot will succeed. He has too. The law of averages are on his side. The Golden Lions with all their money. They won't have it long with The Snake around. The Golden Lions have been giving golden showers ever since Louis Luyt back out or was forced to back out.
At least he was up front with his raw deals and egomania.
I dilate.
Jake The Snake is the worst enemy of everything rugby stands for.
The less said the better.
I have only been wrong once and that was on the telephone.
I have compiled my list of former Springbok coaches and youi can see how off the mark I have been.
Ian MacIntosh looked and acted too wierd for me.
The late Kitch Christy was the greatest.
Andre Markgraaf, like Pistol Piet, didn't know when to keep his mouth shut but he may have been the greatest never to be.
Harry Viljoen vanished like a fart in the wind.
Nick Mallett knows his rugby and I am okay with him.
I liked Carel du Plessis the best.
I even liked Rudolph Straeuli.
I can't stomach Jake White.
I'm not sure where I stand with Pistol Piet but I must say he is a brave chap.
As one can see, I seem very off the mark with Bok coaches.
But I am not off the mark with The Snake.
He doesn't know his rugby. He is slicker than a greased hog and nobody can quite get their hands on him long enough to see just how little he does know.
My Godfrey, Jake The Snake is the inventor of John Smit. John Smiot didn't exist until The Snake implemented him into his system. Clever fellow The Snake is.
John Smit will always be grateful to The Snake for teaching him how to get away with telling the biggest most outrageous lie.
The two probably speak every niight so The Snake can recharge him.
I dilate.
Wherever there is the sound of rand being counted out in rugby, Jake White is never far enough away.
He'll bleed the Golden Lions far worse, or is it better, than Luyt ever dreamed of.