Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the February and each phone call filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before.

I don't really like Wales at all. But this year I do feel sorry for them.

They are a country going nowhere in rugby quickly.

I tried to write this tale a week or so ago. I was incorrect.

No, I was correct in one way as , if you recall; I said that that Argentina would advance in RWC quarterfinals, that this year's 6N was very weird, and I did have misgivings about Bernard Laporte's French side and EOS's Ireland side.

I insisted that Ireland and France were overated and that England was in the hands of Rob Andrew, which is true, England would be woeful.

I still believe that to be true but not the subject of this satire.

When we last met Rob Andrew had viciously poisoned the seven dwarfs in the rugby football journals, newspapers, and magazines.

The oldest and most sensitive of the dwarfs, Grumpy of Wales, committed suicide by hanging himself in their little cottage.

So we take up the story after the funeral and the appearance of Snow White.

Please note that i have just read that Australia is considering Natt Burke for a recall to the national side.

First of all, this is madness of the google degree.
Secondly, I like Matt Burke.
Thirdly, he is now a considered traitor.
Fourthly, you are all blind...look around the forest don't be deluded by the forest and trees syndrome.

'Salty' Thompson is the and has been the U19 coach in the USA and is taking them to Belfast.
Just how desperate are they?

I will attempt to revive my school memories.

Tyrannasaurus Rex : CJ Van der Linde
Stegasaurus: Os Du Randt
Triceratops: Butch James
Brontasurus: Vic Matfield
Stupidasurus: Jake White
Jackassaurus: Jake White
Idiotsaurus: Luke Watson
*censored*assaurus: Jake White
Mrs. *censored*assaurus: Jake White
Byebyeassaurus: DeWet Barry
Forgetassaurus: Pocket Rocket Russell
Neveragainassaurus: Jaco VDW
Ridiculousaurus: Andre Pretorius
BestTenasaurus: Willem DeWaal
Shiteassaurus: Eddie Andrews
Bizarreassaurus: John Smit
Favoritassaurus: Johan Muller
Worstassaurtus: Western Province
Luckyassaurus: Lions
MoreLuckyassaurus: Sharks
MostLikelyTo Failassaurus: Blue Bulls
Successasaurus: Cheetahs

A special assignation of Prickassaurus: Jake White
Honorary Dickassaurus: Jake White
Possible Dickassaurus: Brendan Venter
Notworthytobeassaurus: Roberta Skinstad
Fatassaurus: Kobus Wiese
LargeHeadassaurus: Nick Mallet

And finally Assassaurus: Solly Tybilika
Suprizaasaurus: Breyton Paulse
Extinctassaurus: Geo Cronje
Hemorrhoidassaurus: Oregon Hoskins
Stinkyassaurus: Bolla Conradie
Notlongtobeabokassaurus: Percy Montgomery


I usually don't ask for requests but if you have a saurus , please let me know. I am writing a new rugby book on rugbysauruses

Have you noticed that Jake White gets a lot of heat here. Well, I hate him that's why!

The song has the same name but a differnt guru. Instead of Timothy Leary it's Laurie Fisher...Drop Out and Drop In is his latest book to be released.

The man is preaching love in his rugby. That's the theme of the book.

Love thy neighbor. Be kind to you web footed firiends. Don't look at yourself in the mirror too often. Read Aesops Fables and Grimm's Fairy Tales before games.

The way the Brumbies are playing is a sad reflection on the coach. He is a Fabulist. Look it up in the dictionary. And his players ought to be renamed The Fairies because that's how they are playing...read between the lines and weep.
And get a farking haircut you halfwit. Coach of the Wanabees...yea that's what they will be if you ever get your hands on them...dream on Rumplestilsken Fisher.

Just when they seem to solve one dramatic problem another arises.
I have never seen an Oz team never mishandle the ball so often as this year.
It's a miserable exhibition to watch.

And injuries? Whoa! You have to be injury free to win games and World Cups.

These guys look like they have been in a shootout with The Wild Bunch or visited with Freddie and The Chainsaw Massacre.

This guy Mortlock was the Captain...he's a boner and a goner...Waugh...he's a Captain and tough cookie but Hmmm, gotta wonder..and George Smith, the virtual error slot machine: every game and his arror count goes up....check it out . My closing statement is, and this is dreadful and shameless: George'Shiny Dome' Gregan is the best scrumhalf in the Aussie camp this campaign.

I am gutted.

First the Hippos from the Veldt and now the Blind Mice from Australia.
Please hurry NZ!!!!!
This is a BORE!