1. Roger Wilson is leaving Northampton Saint because he can no longer make it as a regular and with the new IRFU player foreign qualifications logging in, Wilson can return home and possibly play for Ulster.
2. Ulster should come good in the Heineken Cup with all the foreign mercenaries.
3. Owen Farrell secured Andy Farrell a position.
4. Pretend England coach Stuart Lancaster is making the olde boys look so good there may be no need for Mallett and Erasmus.
5. Gavin Henson being considered for Wales only tells you how weak they really are.
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I didn’t have a romantic fling with Mrs. Klaus, nor any of her daughters, nor any of the dwarfs.
But they combined forces and gave me a gift of vision.
Not 20/20.
But the sort of vision that a drunk is not really certain he deserves but it was never forgotten.
Of course, lust sounds great too. you cannot ever imagine how beautiful the gang is. All of them.
To this day it’s eyebrows up and smirk in place and head wagging.
Here’s how it went.
Yes, they were all naked and dancing with me. There must have been twenty females. No report on the males. I was the only one available at that moment of perception.
Presents galore. I mean there were gifts like extra years in a rugby career, a new knee, teeth and ears or props and new sorts of pecker strappings so the locks need not be so careful in their binds.
Give me a day or so to recollect.
I’ll end on the note that there was some wild sex.
